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Oldest You’ve Ever Been Birthday Card

Oldest You’ve Ever Been Birthday Card

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Got a friend who loves an honest laugh about the whole aging thing? This card’s your go-to birthday truth bomb from Starfangled Press. A toast to the weird math no one talks about, but you all know is true. It’s a light reminder that time keeps marching on. So you might as well celebrate today (and maybe eat an extra slice of cake, just because you can).

CARD SIZE: A2 folded 4.25" x 5.5"

INSIDE OF CARD: Blank

ENVELOPE: Packing Wrap Brown

PAPER: Eggshell Cover, FSC Certified 

PRINTING TYPE: Flat Print (Digital)

Product Details

CARD SIZE: A2 folded 4.25" x 5.5"

INSIDE OF CARD: Blank

ENVELOPE: Packing Wrap Brown

PAPER: Soft White Cover

PRINTING TYPE: Flat Print (Digital)

Materials + Packaging

Cards are professionally printed in the USA on FSC-certified paper.

Envelopes are made in the USA using 100% renewable electricity from an on-site hydroelectric plant, with responsibly sourced fibers and colorants.

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